questionswho's playing you in a woot movie?

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Monty, but he has to grow a goatee

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Sorry @mkentosh, Monte will be a character in the film, as will Mortimer. I believe that the monkey from Hangover Part II will be playing them both (but we will only pay for one acting part, saving a fortune in actor's salaries)

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Brock Lesnar, but he has to grow a goatee

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I'd be played by Chuck Norris. Mainly because my beard is so ridiculous right now.

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Either Samuel Jackson or Anna Faris in a Samuel Jackson costume.

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Morgan Freeman as @Snapster ALL THE WAY ...I can image it all now, a masterpiece

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Maggie Gyllenhaal, she already said she would :-)

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I think I was told I had to be played by a young Clint Eastwood... I have to say that I'm flattered and if you don't like it, I just have one question: Do you feel lucky, punk!? Well, do ya'?

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Mariska Hargitay from Law and Order SVU. I don't look anything like her, but I wish I did.

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Definitely Keanu Reeves - I want everyone to wonder, "WTH? Why is that guy still around?"

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@capguncowboy: You don't HAVE to be played by Clint Eastwood, I just felt that, based on your username and Eastwood's legend of being a western star simply made it the perfect sync up. Feel free to change it. Also, no, I don't feel that lucky.

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You talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???!!! (Robert De Niro)

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I dunno, I think Joe Pesci would make a good zarfus

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Every time I see any of your names now I am going to imagine you guys as being for example: Clint Eastwood or MORGAN FREEMAN!...

I would definitely be played by a young Home Alone 3 c:

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I'd be played by Quentin Tarantino. Nobody would know when to expect me to drop in...

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Ryan Reynolds. I'm only really good at first impressions because I'm so gorgeous...once you get to know me it becomes harder to take me seriously.

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Kathy Bates. Please please please Kathy Bates. Although I would settle for Maggie Smith if I had to.

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Kevin James would be a good me

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Ed O'Neill for me...'nuff said.

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Katy Perry... cause apparently she's an actress now...

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If we're going for realism it'd have to be Seth Green.
If we're just going for fun, I'd pick Robert Downey, Jr., since that guy can play anybody and more work might help keep him out of trouble.

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Kate Winslet. But only if she dyes her hair red again.

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bruce lee, because we look nothing alike

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Rob McElhenney - with the duster

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Steve Buscemi, because why would I be lucky enough to be played by someone that's a step up physiologically. A step down would just be par for the course. Besides, he's frickin' hysterical.

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John Cusack. This statement was not at all influenced by the one above me ;)

@thunderthighs: Carol Burnett
@agingdragqueen: RuPaul
@inkycatz: Clint Howard
@electricemu: Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford)

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Were they not deceased:

Albert Einstein played by Elizabeth Taylor.

His brains; her beauty. Have neither but this is a fantasy, right? ;-)

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@woothulhu: You have made my day. My favorite comedian. I'm fainting now.

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@thunderthighs: :D. For some reason the mental image of you working around the woot offices in a shower cap with a mop just seemed right.

@gmwhit: So you're saying you'd like to be played by Liz Taylor playing
Albert Einstein? Interesting...

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@woothulhu: Rick Deckard is the only acceptable answer. The scene where Deckard takes on @WootBot will go down in cinematic history.

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I used to never have an answer for these questions. Now, thanks to a friend of mine: Kristen Schaal.