questionstoday's project: modernizing old sayings. feel…

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Edit twice, post once.

The early bird catches the deals.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, claim they did on the 'net.

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The keyboard is mightier than the sword

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a picture is worth a thousand pixels

beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder

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don't argue with id!ots, they'll tweet you down and hashtag your name on facebook.

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Keeping up with the Kardashians ...wait...the show kinda already updated Keeping up with the Joneses didn't it...

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It is easier for a DVD rip to pass through a 1200 baud modem than for a rich man to get into heaven.

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your frenemies somewhere in between.

An autocorrect in time saves T9.

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Adding my 2 cents...Correction: Adding my 50 cents. (Inflation)

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Duct tape in time saves a lot of screaming later.

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A GIF is worth a thousand tweets.

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Anyone have a replacement for "dial a phone"? It's more an idiom and less a saying, but it's outdated nonetheless (there's no dial!).

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Google wasn't built in a day.

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'Tis better to have deleted and lost, than never to have deleted at all. Note to self: Remember this!

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"Do as I say, not as I tweet" would be closer to the mark.

A million pixels is worth a thousand words.

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Not real old, but modernizing it for @ohcheri:

So long, and thanks for all the fish...net hose.

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Don't judge a movie by its trailer.

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Post in haste, repent at leisure.

Six of one, half a gig of the other.

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...ok...seriously...just for fun...

...A hand with the bird is for two of the Bush...

...sorry...seriously...but it's funny...I don't even think that...but it's funny...

...all...suggested?