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What are your best David Hasselhoff puns?

Aug 2, 2012 1:03 AM

With this big ole witchhunt over the true identity of our new celebrity user, I figured we all could use a hoff or two of fresh air with a good-old punfest-- a punhoff, if you will-- just to you know, goof hoff a bit. All in fun, it's not a hoffularity contest and I don't want to tick anyone hoff too much, but I'm pretty sure these puns are nothing to schoff at.

poopfeast420 poopfeast420

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Hoff puns are Hoff-ful.

petrosrex petrosrex
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Coming up with puns is a hofful hassel.

lavikinga lavikinga
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Anyone get anything good in the WootHoff?

petrosrex petrosrex
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I'm more concerned with the OP's username...

But only Hoff of me is genuinely worried about it

capguncowboy capguncowboy
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Don't hoffle the hass.

mikecris mikecris
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Another recent addition, are you? This scenario is starting to seem hoff-fully familiar.....I have also seen you comment on other questions today, so I am curious....

jsimsace jsimsace
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I think the "Hoff Soap Dispenser" is great visual gag to inspire more puns:

http://hypehumor.com/funny-pictures/hoff-soap-dispenser/

mellielou mellielou
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I went to the doctor because the pills he gave me were too strong so he prescribed me a Hoff dose.

cowboydann cowboydann
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There's been an Hofful lot of sock puppets around here lately.

zuiquan zuiquan

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