questionswhat are your best david hasselhoff puns?

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There's been an Hofful lot of sock puppets around here lately.

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I went to the doctor because the pills he gave me were too strong so he prescribed me a Hoff dose.

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I'm more concerned with the OP's username...

But only Hoff of me is genuinely worried about it

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I think the "Hoff Soap Dispenser" is great visual gag to inspire more puns:

http://hypehumor.com/funny-pictures/hoff-soap-dispenser/

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Another recent addition, are you? This scenario is starting to seem hoff-fully familiar.....I have also seen you comment on other questions today, so I am curious....

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Anyone get anything good in the WootHoff?

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Coming up with puns is a hofful hassel.