questionswhat is the "torch of crap?"

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Winner of the monkey games probably gets a BOC.

Ordering I'm guessing won't get you a BOC.

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It's probably been dipped in monkey pi$$. Check today's daily email. Mortimer has moved his desk into the bathroom.

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just another crap item I'm sure I won't get

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Maybe it's a Wootlight on a stick?

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its that flaming thing left on your doorstep by kids.

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@crowsnest: with water, never stomp it out, you might get burned.

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I am going to guess a single glowstick from one of the opened packs. Also, somewhere along the line the string got lost so you don't even have that. If the shipping is not done well, it will light on it's way to you and be dead by the time it gets there.

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@jeus

"Don't put it out with your boot, Stan!"

"Don't tell me my business, devil woman!!!"

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They changed it. It now states:

Shipping Information!

We'll ship these along with NOTHING on August 8th! The Torch of Crap was just a play on words. Stop looking for handouts.