questionsis this the final straw that broke the hair of…

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Don't throw glass if you live in the White House. LOL!

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It's like patching up a dead horse

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Make like a tree, and get outta here.

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@eraten you just brought back fond memories of "Biff" from Back to the Future... His mixed metaphor was "Now make like a tree and split"...

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here's a great list of ridiculous mixed metaphors, attributed to their source: http://therussler.tripod.com/dtps/mixed_metaphors.html

a couple of my favorites:
A leopard can't change his stripes.
Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.
He came out of it smelling like a bandit.

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my sister does this with adages quite a bit. it makes her sound like a drunk person.
"the best revenge is living cold."

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Don't make mountains out of mohawks. - My mom

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My sister, trying to describe that if it costs you nothing to buy something, it will probably be crappy (in a blonde moment, she switched the words).

"Well Mom, you pay for what you get!"

My Dad, in response:
"Yes, honey, that is true!"

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There's nothing to do but get back on the whores...

One of my favorites.

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Well, it's not rocket surgery - One of my favorites to use. Something of a litmus test to see if the person I'm speaking to is actually paying attention to any feedback from me.

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Just today my wife told me that, "The world was at my oyster."

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you can leave a horse at water if he dosen't drink