Did you know there is a woot-off going on right now?
There is! That's why those lights are a-flashin'...
Get out the way, we got a Woot-Off
We're pigging out down at the Woot trough
Aint gonna stop until the Woot-Off is done
You figure you get one Woot per day
And if it's junk then that's just the way
But now an avalanche of Woots is released
And where there once was famine we feast
It's giving me an F5 complex
Refreshing just to see whats up next
Checking back to shop for what's new
I dont want it - but I hope that you do
Cause a new Item won't come on
Until all of these are gone.