There's a RAT hanging out on my TOILET?
So I was just sitting at home enjoying a little me time.. I just put down a 20oz soda and a bottle of water so at this point I thought I'd wander in to the bathroom. Now let me just pause here I'm a pretty clean person, clean house, don't leave old meat on the floor or anything like that.
So I amble on in to the bathroom and notice out of the corner of my eye it looks like there's a washcloth on the toilet seat.. well, I the only one in my house and I don't own any gray washcloth's.. Right around this time the big gray washcloth jumped off of the toilet seat and started screeching at me and bouncing around the bathroom. I didn't have any shoes on either, forgot to mention that.
Luckily the day before I got some new tupperware.. [CONT]
TL;DR I walked into the bathroom and there was a rat 3/4 the size of my forearm sitting on my toilet drinking out of the bowl. It proceeded to freak out, start screeching and bouncing around the room :)