Mr. Rutherford, why are you selling all of your monkeys ?
I keep my eyes open for any woot! monkey happenings and while perusing the FleaBay, I happened upon this -
A cow caped monkey... a football caped monkey... an alternate blue caped sock monkey...
They are a steal at half the price (being prototypes).
But... They would never find my body, if I purchased all of those monkeys. As it stands now, I have to smuggle my new ones into my house in the dead of night to keep the family from having a monkey BBQ.
I really need to be independently wealthy. Then I could have a house for just my monkeys and I would never have to worry that they were in danger of becoming clay pigeons.