questionswhy weren't mortimer and monte in today's email?

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Mortimer and Monte are conspiring to take over Woot. What with the absence of @snapster they see a power vacuum at Woot and are working to move in. Since everybody else busy with the monkey games this is the perfect time. By the time anybody else knows what is going on they will have seized control of the telephones, servers, and put up the barricades. Viva la revolution!

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They're too busy singing to put anybody down, I guess.

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They went to visit some relatives at the zoo.

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@sportster25: But how will we launch monkey.woot if they run away?

I need to go stare at a kitten cam or something. This distresses me.

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I think they left since there are so many subsidiary Woots now. There's no more room for monkeys at the bottom of those emails!

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I heard Mortimer hurt his arm in the Woot Games and Monte took him home early.

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Don't go ape sh**, they are just monkeyin around....... :)

Aren't you glad I didn't say Banana?

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Today is national monkey cheesecake day.

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Sometimes they want days off!

MONKEY RIGHTS.

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This has happened before. It's a mistake. Things get left out of emails sometimes. Everybody remain calm and remember to breathe. I assure you they will be back tomorrow.

http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/20aa17fa-f4e1-44f0-8281-ea6144b5eef3/what-happened-to-monte-and-mortimer

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Hopefully their absence is not a "new change" that is coming along with everything else around here.

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They must have stayed out a little late last night after the Monkey Games.