questionswant to pen a woot birthday poem or haiku?

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I really love Woot.
I got a Bag o' crap once.
Just crappy enough.

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Happy Birthday Woot!
Eight is a great age to be.
Here's to eight more years!

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Happy day to Woot,
With wishes for years to come
filled with surprises!

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While we've grown
Through time we've shown
Crap that's reknown
If the server's not down

The good and the bad
The rush we've all had
And the community here
Lets give a big cheer

One sale, One day
Is what we still say
Eight years today
It's Woot's birthday

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When I was eight
Life wasn't great
Only one friend
No cash to spend.

Now Woot! is eight
Today's the fete
A million pals
From all locales.

Life ain't fair!
But I don't care
I'll still bake
A virtual cake.

May Woot! survive
Continue to thrive
To celebrate
Another eight.

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Y'all are doing a much better job that me. Keep it up and entertain everyone during the day.

I'm off to bed soon. Goodnight!

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Happy Birthday to Woot
A Haiku Should be a Hoot
Can't Think of One, Shoot!

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I sit and contemplate
all the things I bought up to date
and in doing so I realize
Woot isn't seven isn't nine
But upon this day has in fact turned eight
and is the reason my closets, attic, and garage
with boxes, bags and all my storage
are filled stuffed and crammed
with gifts for me, my friends and even Jan
but nothing for that Uncle we call Sam
So Happy Birthday Dear friend Woot
For helping me share all my loot
while saving a ton or two
for that my horn I will toot

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Happy birthday,
Brought you some cake
You weren't at the office yet,
so I ate it.

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Woot is like a home
All new and nice and chrome
Starting to grow older
Maybe growing a bit bolder
Instead of crap, a mustache comb

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I'm staring at an empty plate 
Who left it in this horrid state
But wait, they left a little scrap
To tease my taste buds.  Aw Crap.

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The Woot offices sound like fun
Standing around making witty puns
But drama is causing some to ache
Its the case of the missing birthday cake

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Happy Birthday Woot
There shall be no Bag of Crap
The Dude Will Abide

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Happy birthday woot!

Are we all starving today?

Wootbot took the cake.

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A Triolet in Honor of the Eighth Natal Anniversary of Woot
(with apologies to Thomas Hardy--He's dead so probably doesn't care anyway.)

How great your crap, your bags how few,
Since I first chanced to find thee!
-Still have the slow servers not brought to view
How great your crap, your bags how few,
The memory of eight years imbued,
'tho the overlords did re-design thee,
How great your crap, your bags how few,
Since I first chanced to find thee!

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I wanted this thread to take off
For the benefit of all of us here
A distraction, perhaps, from
The search we all hold dear.