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My nephew is getting married in October, and I went to Dallas last month for an engagement party. We out-of-town guests got a "goodie bag" in an aluminum container which I stuck in my carry-on baggage. My bags were going through the bag scanner at DFW along with many others, and the agent monitoring the screen asks, "Do you have a pot in there?" A college-aged guy ahead of me says, "I don't have any pot!" She laughs and says, "No...a pot or a planter or something" (referring to the goodie-basket in my bag). I say, "Yes, it's A pot."
As we walked away, I asked the guy, "You ok?" He replied, "I am now."