questionswhat would you do if woot went out of business?

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Throw a tantrum, scream and cry because I wouldn't be getting anymore monkeys.

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pour a 40 on the ground in remembrance and then just go on with my life.

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Make a quilt out of Woot shirts. Much like the quilt Rue McClanahan made out of all of the shoulder pads in her costumes after The Golden Girls had ended.

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i'd play some old Bone Thug and Tupac songs, grab a 40 with @carl669, and annoy teenagers with my stories about when woot was around. how i had to carry my laptop up the stairs both ways to get a signal, with nothing but aloe-infused socks on my feet

then i'd orchestrate a bunch of roombas and leakfrogs in unison song & dance and upload it on youtube hoping to break 1 million views. someone would post a bunch of meme-pun comments related to crabs, a few would downvote the video, then we'd all reminisce about the big downvoting hoopla of '11

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I'd wander around aimless on the nets, confused... Yearning for another habit that satisfies the same way impulse buying on a site with a pretty cool community does.

And probably not spend so much! :)

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@w00tgurl: woo! now i don't have to drink alone!

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@carl669: yeah and don't forget the Bone Thugs. "Meet woot at the crossroads so woot won't be lonely..." lol

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Woot would never go out of business :)

Right?

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Use Google.deals which reminds me of Woot!, but not as fun.

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actually get my work done

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never, a happy company thrives. Look at the others, Zappos for instance.

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Organize all the other wooters and try to create another site like woot. Sure it wouldn't be the real thing, but we can try dammit!!!!

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I would eat banana's every day in remembrance of the poor orphaned monkeys and find some awesome or not so awesome poop to put in a bag and share it so no one would ever feel left out and say they never got one.

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Spend a lot less time online

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Snap and go gibbering crazy. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

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@gatzby: Er, well I wouldn't personally do anything THAT drastic, but it would be like saying the birds would never sing again if Woot went out of business. And I would be very very sad, Woot is the online retailer I buy the most from, even more items than from Amazon. Plus, the staff are customer service for woot is the best I have ever seen in my short lifespan on this earth.

More companies should be like Woot imo. Reading the item of the day's write up always brings a laugh out of me and makes rolling out bed early in the morning totally worth it.

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@w00tgurl: I was thinking of Toow, just woot spelled backwards

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Go back to buying all my tees at Topatoco and Hirsute History. :D