Since Jeff Bezos is buying the Washington Post, should it perhaps be renamed "The Wootington Post"?
According to the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and CEO, and by extension the current head of woot!, is set to buy the Washington Post for $3 plus $5 shipping...er...$250M cash.
The obvious question is how could woot! improve this purchase? Should it be renamed as above, or maybe as The Washington Woot? Should Ken Jennings be tapped to Debunk things on a regular basis? Will Ben the over literal dermestid beetle be providing his brilliant brand of editorial? MOST IMPORTANTLY: Will Monte and Mortimer be making appearances? (I sure hope so!)
Suggestions and comments please - the sillier/wootier the better! I'm sure Jeff is reading this and will act on our advice!