The truth is boring. What should I tell people about my wrist?
it's in a brace right now.
nothing monumental. typing strain or tendinitis. (it's being addressed, i assure you!)
but here's the thing: people keep asking, "duck! what happened to your wrist?" and i don't have an interesting story to share.
i mean, "repetitive motion injury?" apart from the potential euphemism, it's not very exciting.
i need your help coming up with something juicier, Deals.Woot. a few cover stories i've considered thus far:
-Punkin Chunkin practice gone awry
-leapt in front of a bullet intended for a bald eagle
-mud wrestling with Brooklyn Decker
-land shark chess-boxing
what do you think, friends?