Why not a Wootenanny?
I mean, Woot-offs are such momentous occasions that they really should bear the moniker of a money saving event that evokes an emotional, albeit thrifty, response in the hearts of those that gaze at the word. Envision folks snatching up deals while locking elbows, kicking up their heels and firmly believing a ceramic jug is a musical instrument. Wootenanny...something you attend with the reckless intent of immersing yourself in nothing but ceaseless fun and savings...until the cows come home. Well, what do you think, y'all?