questionswould you....could you ever dissect your monkey?

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I've dissected a few monkeys in my day, if that's what you want to call them.

EDIT: Sorry but I didn't watch the video.

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I've considered extracting the screamers from six or seven woot monkeys so that they could be used as part of an automated "keep the cats off the kitchen counters" device. I haven't built the cat sensor yet (at least not one that also ignores a human arm reaching for something on the counter) so I have yet to actually disembowel any monkeys.

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The title to this just made me laugh out loud! I don't know why...I must be tired...and the video is a great diversion during a slow time in the woot-off! Thanks for posting this!!!

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Yes. Don't you remember "...we can rebuild him...we have the technology...better...stronger...faster"

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I actually just took one apart on Friday because of This Comment (Cloudscout's comment after this one is equally funny too)
Unfortunately I haven't made my monkey box sensitive enough to the touch yet. Must work on that...

I see Things are still the same for Baqui63 as they were 4 months ago, Keep working on it I know you'll crack the code soon!

Also: I tried to find it but in Oct or Nov somebody got a frankenstein's monster head attatched to their monkey in their BOC with a note. It's not the first time woot's disected a monkey

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Now I really need to buy more monkeys. I need to save them from all the savages that are willing to sacrifice them.

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One of monkeys hang out in the truck, well living in texas, the summers are not to friendly to the rubber tube arms, so I found out. I took him out of the truck to show a friend hoe he flies, and the arm ripped off.

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I actually received a giant screaming monkey that arrived with a huge hole in his chest. I couldn't help but extract his scream box to take a look at it, then I popped it back in, sewed him back up, and he was as good as new.

When the mix-up of woot letters happened a while back between me and drunkcajun I actually sent him that monkey in the BoC I made for him, so he'd have an extra special monkey.

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@dw1771: gah! Dissecting is one thing, but ripping the arms off monkeys?!?!?!?!

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I have a mute one that I've thought about operating on...

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I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

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My very first woot monkey ( and the first time I bought one, I only bought 1) I pulled the tag, and it never screamed, so I opened him up, found that a small peice of the tag was stuck in the scream box, I pulled it out, and then used my office stapler to close him back up and annoyed my co-workers for months

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Nope. Seeing as they haven't sold any monkeys in months, I'm worried about them becoming an endangered species like the Bag of Crap and AA blanks.

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I've got a mute one right here....thinking about pulling out a knife to fix him....permanently.

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Goodness no, I'm not that brave.

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My dog Scout has made the woot monkey his favorite toy. He has long since disemboweled the poor thing....he didn't suffer long.