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What should be Woot's new slogan?

Jan 16, 2013 4:07 AM

Well it has been suggested many times that the "One day, one deal" slogan of Woot has gone the way of expired milk that has been pushed to the back of the fridge one too many times. So, in an effort to purge the stink, what should Woot's new slogan be? Should there be one overarching or does each subset of Woot need it's own printable words?

wisenekt wisenekt

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Don't worry, your item won't sell out like we did!

coondogg97 coondogg97
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We used to sell bags of crap... Now we just sell crap.

falcondeal falcondeal
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@coondogg97: Flawless victory!

raider9924 raider9924
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Error 404, Deal not found.

cengland0 cengland0
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100 Deals a Day.

brandie346 brandie346
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"Woot, Amazon's Bitc@"

jmattoon jmattoon
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Well sell the crap Amazon can't.

lgunter lgunter
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Our most popular item is crap.

moondrake moondrake
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@rayray8822: I don't hate woot. Our relationship has just cooled since it started seeing other corporations. Most of us are just having fun with Woot's own choice to call their most sought-after product a bag of crap.

moondrake moondrake
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Woot! We've got so much crap we put it in random bags.

wickedd365 wickedd365
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Where Monkeys Fly and Deals Don't

mkentosh mkentosh
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@rayray8822: Do you have any idea how easy it is to keep a black triangle? Do you know how hard it is to drop from a black triangle?

All told

coondogg97 coondogg97
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Crap sells, or we wouldn't be here.

wisenekt wisenekt
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Vote or Die

dogbountyhunter1 dogbountyhunter1
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Woot: The Website You Won't Be Able to Quit

neuropsychosocial neuropsychosocial
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Woot There It Is

jsimsace jsimsace
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Woot! The Original 1 deal a day website. NOW with extra deals!

or NOW with more crap!

bogie21 bogie21
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Woot: Are you going to sit around jawing all day or buy something?

j5 j5
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Wil Wheaton still thinks we are cool!

lazyzombie lazyzombie
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Wangs.

dmaz dmaz
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Woot, We were able to bend time and space to bring you more days in a day to bring more deals!

wisenekt wisenekt
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take a pick:

benyust2 benyust2
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Different shit, Different Day

agent019 agent019
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If all of you guys hate Woot so much, why do you still have black triangles?

rayray8822 rayray8822

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