What are your favorite imaginary/improper words?
1) "Irregardlessly." This "word" is awesome on two levels: On one hand it's fun to watch members of the grammer police implode when you use it. Two, it's even MORE fun when you use it and people don't realize what you've done to the language.
2) At my last job part of my role was to give tours of the company campus to prospective clients. We always toured them through the server room, mostly because it was such a cool place to visit! During that part of the tour we'd say, "So much information gets processed here on a daily basis. Pretty soon we'll have a whole gabigabyte of data processed every day!" The touree's always made sounds indicating their understanding and amazement at the vast quantity that represents. We tried not to laugh.
Any good stories or words along those lines?