Epic Amazon Review Threads...Need a good laugh?
For whatever reason my Hotmail/Windows Live is toast (along with a bazillion others)and their Techs seem a little clueless today soooo I resorted to a little comic relief to lower my blood-pressure.
These have been around for ages so forgive me if you've seen them! If you know of more please share... I need more giggles!
(Read the reviews, check out the pics!)
http://www.amazon.com/Wheelmate-Laptop-Steering-Wheel-Desk/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cd_asin_lnk
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=pd_sbs_gro_4
http://www.amazon.com/2009-2014-Outlook-Toilet-Seats-Greater/dp/B001SNVXYA/ref=pd_sbs_a_6
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jimeezlady
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Funny stuff. The review of the Milk written like the wine review is my favorite.
Thank you for a good laugh!
Now I think it's time to buy some land in China for Toilet seat production, only got a couple more years.
Thanks, those are funny and I needed a laugh.
Thanks for the shares. Very enjoyable. No way I could read all of them!
HAHAHA for the milk, check out the descriptions for the actual item. Classssssic. I love people.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new
Awesome!
Just the first review, but it is EPIC: http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Rhonda-Byrne/dp/1582701709/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1327087089&sr=1-1
haha...I thought I might have to look to find the funny stuff. I didn't.
The Steering Wheel Desk has some pretty funny pictures too.
The other ones might too, just haven't looked.
Check out these reviews from "Steve and Tobie in Belchertown, MA". Hilarious!
Amazon deleted his best review for a colon cleansing product but I have it saved in a text file and will post it below. In the meantime...
@elizapipp: Yep, that one is classic! I have that one saved as a text file too.
This stuff REALLY works! September 3, 2007
Last week I took a full dose of the Total Body Rapid Cleanse. I had been partying hard for about a month and decided I needed to clean up my act. (You know how it goes some months, what with hanging with the guys and staying up all night drinking and then limping into work the next day--- it can leave a guy feeling sorta sideways.) Anyway, what ultimately happened was that I spent three hours cleaning up my bathroom and trying to calm down my dog.
Let me explain---I have never done one of these cleanses before and I thought I would just shoot an extra poop or two and be done with it. I followed the directions and took the stuff just as I was supposed to. Then about 9:00 at night just before Survivor was starting on TV, I started feeling like I had to go #2, so I figure, heck, I can just drop a klunker during the commercials and be back before Jessica gets all up in Rocky's face and one of them gets voted off the island.
So I'm setting there on the can watching the clock and tapping my foot, thinking, darn it, I'm gonna miss the part where they catch you up on what happened last week when my stomach starts roiling and gurgling and I thought I was going to drop an oversized log---but as I sat there, preparing to pinch a humongous loaf, I heard the sound of rolling thunder coming from my rectum and I swear, I crapped out something that looked like my dachshund Tobie. Thank my lucky stars, he was outside the bathroom door barking furiously and didn't get chance to see it or who knows what might have happened. I sat there for a few minutes riding out the storm and swaying like a drunken sailor, until everything seemed to calm down.
Thinking there couldn't possibly be anything else left in my bowels, I stood up to flush when, much to my surprise, I squirted out another gigantic turd. I mean it was a monster, (with the consistency of Cream of Wheat) and exploded from my buttocks with such a force that it propelled me forward and I whacked my head on the edge of the sink and went down like a sack of nickels. I regained consciousness lying on the tile surrounded by a pool of stool about size of the Quabbin Reservoir. Lurching to my feet I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. It looked like I had just gone ten rounds in a mud wrestling match. You can imagine the smell!
The damage control took me about three hours with a mop and a can of Lysol to put things right. Needless to say, I missed Survivor--- but soaking in a nice hot tub after the cleanup, I reflected on my experience and came to the conclusion that despite all the tribulations, it was the best damn dumper I had ever taken and I feel about ten pounds lighter. I would HIGHLY recommend this product and next time I intend to bring along a six pack and make a Saturday night of it. Five Stars!!!
Steve and Tobie from Belchertown, MA
This is great. I don't have time to read except for the first couple sentences, but rest assured I will be reading them all and searching for more once I get home.
Thanks for posting.
@chipgreen: Kinda want to try that stuff now in a weird way. I mean, that review is compelling.
@drchops: Denon AKDL1, 3rd review down by Harmless Gryphon, laugh-out-loud funny also, 1st review for Tuscan Milk, just BRILLIANT.
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@chipgreen: Ha! Too funny. He clearly has never had to do a colon prep. GoLYTELY my azz.
I think it's awesome when a company like Amazon allows these kinds of reviews. I am guessing a lot of websites go through and delete joke reviews.
@chipgreen: It may be just morbid curiosity, but...I kind of want to buy that stuff, now.
This one is my personal fav...
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Unicorn-Castle-Purple-T-shirt/dp/B0037TPED4/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
@underinsomnia: Hilarious, but odd that the link only mentions 'spotted sponge pudding'
As for the Chinese toilet seats, the vast majority there are squat toilets, better known as a hole in the floor, so there isn't that much of a market for seats of any material...our CEO refused to use the facilities at our subsidiary in Beijing until they had installed a 'proper' throne...
The seller that is selling the Tuscan Milk for $2,499 says "will hand deliver, then come in and make you a Tiramisu with product in your kitchen"
LOL!!!
I love the product, as well as the reviews: http://www.amazon.com/Million-Random-Digits-Normal-Deviates/dp/0833030477/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1327102323&sr=8-1
thank you for this thread... i was laughing so hard reading the first wolf shirt comment that i started to cry
Call me nuts but I think this would be a ball to have around!
http://www.amazon.com/3B-Scientific-W43014-Testicle-Self/dp/B005OSVZN4/ref=pd_sim_sbs_gro_7
Thanks for all of the additions, they were GREAT!! :-D After 12 hours of frustration I FINALLY got my beloved Hotmail sorted! (I've had it since 1999) The extra laughs kept me from doing something drastic. LOL
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thank you so much. these are hilarious! <3
Found a couple more...can't decide which is better.
+10 funnies for me on this one since I just bought a pair of boots for the Hubby from the Sportsman's Guide...who knew I could have bought him a little Deer Rear to go with them. :-D
http://www.amazon.com/BRAND-NOT-SPECIFIED-Deer-Rear/dp/B0006M4WR4/ref=pd_sim_sbs_gro_46
Prepare your kids for a harsh reality?
http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3906-Police-Checkpoint/dp/B0002YM16U/ref=pd_sim_sbs_gro_21
@jimeezlady: I knew the deer rear was gonna be a good investment when the first comment I read had "Perfect for Lonely Nights" as a title. ^_^
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