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Anyone come up with a funny caption for this picture?

Apr 24, 2012 11:50 PM

I am submitting a picture of my dog into a Pet Picture Contest. I've never done this before, but everyone who submits the picture needs to have a caption.

Here is the image...

jordan711 jordan711

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You're taking me to the vet for WHAT?

Cute dog BTW.

jsimsace jsimsace
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Then the vet did what????

mtm2 mtm2
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@jsimsace: Looks like we were both on the same frequency.

mtm2 mtm2
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for payment, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my bone go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you"
-Liam Neesons dog...

rooopert2002 rooopert2002
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What do you mean you're taking me to be tutored?

belyndag belyndag
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Did somebody say "BACON"????

aafalke aafalke
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"You Da' Dog"

You sure its me ?

Woof!

Yes Sir, I'm looking goooood !

computiac computiac
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"Staring Contest"

joshobra joshobra
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@belyndag: I like your answer! ☺

jsimsace jsimsace
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"You want me to lick peanut butter from where?"

mml666 mml666
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@mtm2: Yep, must come from the South. ☺ I was just a few seconds ahead of you.

jsimsace jsimsace
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OMG! The President is getting out his cookware!

Run!

un4gvn1 un4gvn1
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@jsimsace: Alabama will do that too ya.

mtm2 mtm2
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Another one: "Did you say sniff some butts or snip some nuts?".

jsimsace jsimsace
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"You're taking my temperature from where?!?"

OR

"You're sticking the thermometer where?!?"

lmensor lmensor
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I'm Barkman.

drunkcajun drunkcajun
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@lmensor:

Ya gotta catch "Mr. Quick & Slick" first !

computiac computiac
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@computiac: Yes, and that is easier said than done!

lmensor lmensor
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"look into my eyes....You WILL get the treats..."

wagman wagman
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"concentrate, concentrate, get the ear a little higher...and THEN I get a treat?"

mellielou mellielou
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"Obama did what as a kid in Indonesia?"

and to keep it "fair":

"Yeah, sure thing Mitt, a windshield will restore my dignity."

curtisuxor curtisuxor
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You know damn well that I'm NOT the one who farted.

martmann4 martmann4
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My first suggestion is:
"here's looking at you" -add kid, mutt, or whatever at the end if you think it might make it better, but then I read some of the previous suggestions, and now I have to come up with something better.

theant theant
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maybe "what did you do with my REAL owner?"

theant theant
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Here's looking at you kid!

mexicandlyte mexicandlyte
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I swear I don't know nothing bout those kitty cat bones! I was just over there digging around and the next thing I know, wam! I'm being dragged away to the doghouse! You can't prove anything! I want my lawyer!!!

traymaz traymaz
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Oh Please,

Are you serious ?

Do "I" look guilty ?

computiac computiac
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We're getting a cat? What do you mean?

klutzyruth klutzyruth
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cute dog.. the picture kinda reminds me of a mugshot.

dillydally dillydally
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"What?!? I don't think I heard you right..."

I started to use WTF, but thought it might not be appropriate. Your dog is beautiful.

pyxientx pyxientx
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"That's the second biggest bone I've ever seen."

elforman elforman
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"Give the food to the dog. Give the food to the dog. You're feeling very relaxed. Give the food to the dog."

-suggested by a non-woot friend

theant theant
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"Stage Freight - When you tell your dog you're entering him in a photo contest"

underinsomnia underinsomnia
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What ?

Did I do What ?

Do I look like I did somethin' ?

How could it have been me ?

I've been lookin' into your camera alllll this time,

and haven't moved an inch !

computiac computiac
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"Squirrel!"

turbinator42 turbinator42

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