questionsso where does woot hide the bodies?

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I'm lost. I spend a lot of time here but I know not what you speak of.

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@tsfisch: For those that follow the Daily Woot email, Monte and Mortimer were not at the bottom yesterday but returned today with the explanation that they were locked in a closet. The return prompted this thread: (http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/82c06af8-8c1c-4ab9-89a3-e03cf37f4cd0/monte-and-mortimer-are-back-yea) Sorry I can't do hyperlinks.

In the thread, staff member @llandar hinted that there was more to the disappearance and was instantly called into the office by @gatzby.

So. sticking with the coverup and deeper mystery that was hinted at, I felt that it needed to be asked about where Woot! hides the bodies before they go into full coverup mode. Make sense?

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@lordwoot: Possibly @llandar but it may be too early to make that call. (For an explanation, see post above.)

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Keep asking questions and find out...

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Maybe they will hide the bodies in future boc's. I mean, come on, who would call the police and tell them they ordered, and payed for, a dead body?!?!?!?

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They refurbish them and make them slave employees

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So~your saying they came out of the closet?

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They don't have to, with all the zombies around here.

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@fooknboomn: Worse... they become woot minions! Increasing revenue share via social networking, dastardly!

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What a silly question. They'd hid them in the lime pit, like all good BOFHs.

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They hide the bodies wherever Siri tells them to.

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@wisenekt: Not sure why you can't do hyperlinks(maybe work or something?) but it is [subject](copy and paste your right-click here). Like gumby.

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Where do you think screaming monkeys come from.....Souls of wooters are encased in little furry creatures and scream to be released...Wooters with black squares and triangles, go to church Sunday....

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In the BoCs...that's why you can never get one.

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@tpscan: The third one? Yep, that's Simon's official site. :D