Should I learn to play the guitar to be attractive to women?
Is it just me, or do guys who play the guitar always attract the most attention and get the girls? This is why I'm considering the instrument. Yes, I know it is shallow, but allow me a moment to ruminate.
I have the personality of a dead fish and the charisma of a brick wall. My ability to meet new people or find a date can only be measured if you start at zero and rapidly move towards negative infinity.
The reason for this is that I am quite the nerd. My profession is computer repair. I enjoy math. I read about economics, business and politics. I watch Firefly, Star Wars and Star Trek. I've even debated Kirk vs Picard. All I am missing is the tape on my glasses. While other guys are distracted from their books by girls, my nerdiness means that I am distracted from girls by my books. This is not attractive to the fairer sex. Thus my enigma and this perilous question.
So does this sound like a reasonable course of action or am I about to embark on a fool's errand?