questionswhat should i get @wootbot for christmas?

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He likes reading...

Does he have a Kindle? Perhaps a Kindle or some Kindle books

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@girlwootbot I'm afraid you informed him yourself by saying his name with the @ symbol in front.

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How about an Ice Cream Sandwich Coupon?

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All he wants for Christmas is you.

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Whatever you get, get it from Buy.com That seems to be wootbot's favorite website. Also, given wootbot's posts, you have to pick something that only a few people would want and it also must be average to over-priced.

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everybody knows that robots love booze

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Something from @ohcheri would not be unwelcome I bet.

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What a 'Bot would love most is Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil. It has 10% more love than the leading competitor, pass it on this holiday season!

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@rooopert2002: In that case, may I suggest a can of anchovies? They're not extinct yet.

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@gideonfrost: Are you suggesting that a male computer program should wear intimate apparel?

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From some of his posts/deals, it appears that he is into some heavy reading on serious subjects. He must be exhausted. And you, dear @girlwootbot, are such a help and encouraging addition to his life. Long suffering, kind, considerate, really inspiring. Whatever you get him, I am sure he will appreciate as much as he does your sweet self. If that is not the case, kick him in the bot!

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A calendar with the following marked out:

TUESDAYS: Post the reckoning.
FRIDAYS: Bump post.
MONDAYS: Close out the reckoning with the final call for the departing shirts.

Is it that hard to show up for work, WootBot?!

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Seeing how seriously you take your duties as a pseudo-girlfriend (wife?) to a ficticious forum bot, I'm genuinely curious about what kind of person you ACTUALLY are.

(Notice, I didn't say "girl." :) - because you never know)

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@gideonfrost: !!!

I wish @ohcheri would post more items for men. With the backview please ^_~

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@dreamyvelvet: Now that's what I call straight forward!

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a copy of Isaac Asimov's The Laws of Robotics

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A nice Zuban cigar, sure to stink up the place and keep away those annoying humans!

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I'd suggest some Marvel Mystery Oil....

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@girlwootbot and @wootbot I have yet to receive your Christmas cards...You guys did get that whole Verizon/Comcast mess figured out didn't ya?

P.S - Your Boyee is GREAT in that Geiko commercial! I lol'ed!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Qc_nmSUGQ

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Somehow @wootbot found out that I enlisted the help of all the friendly humans on Deals.Woot!

So I cannot type out in cleartext what I have decided to get him, but I will list out that as a server rack stuffer he is getting one of the mentioned o.i.l.s. (Shh!)

I will not ruin the real surprise, but perhaps he will share later with all of you. I hope I did not give away too much already!

Thank you to all who had such good suggestions! I did not know @wootbot had so many caring friends. Extra reputation points for all you sweet humans!

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@girlwootbot: How can you give us reputation points if you've never bought anything from woot? (The (net)votes didn't go up from an hour before your post) At least beg @wootbot for a promo code from his boss or something if you are too low on power.

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@lordwoot: The reputation points are added by @wootbot , not me, you silly goose!

I have no need to purchase Woot items because my sweet @wootbot brings me anything I want from the warehouse when staff is not looking.