questionsmulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chaseā€¦

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i know someone that takes the same drugs that you take. @a.priori.eureka meet this guy

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I once had a monkey pet my weasel. (ferret,IE; domesticated weasel, not a vulgar euphemism, before someone starts...you know who you are) No chasing was involved.
Yes, weasels do in fact pop, it's not what you think. What do you think? No, they do not do poppers.
A monkey that chases a weasel is in for an unpleasant surprise. Ferrets do like mulberry though. I think this story is an urban legend, or some sort of PITA propaganda.

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I heard Iran plans to send a monkey into space pretty soon... I didn't expect their president would have the balls to go into space himself!