questionswhat would be your death row last meal?

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In-n-Out double double animal style.

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Only one meal in 24 hours? That sounds like cruel and unusual punishment. :)

I'll go with my mom's homemade eggrolls. No, we are not Oriental. She learned how to make them from a Thai friend years ago. This is all assuming she would still speak to me after whatever I did to be on death row...

If she's not speaking to me, I might go with a steak from Ruth's Chris.

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A cake with a file in it! I like it old school.

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costco hot dogs with chili, cheese and onions. all washed down with a chocolate cake shake from portillo's.

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Something that I'm deathly allergic to. To be more humane a state (in most cases) will not execute someone who is physically ill and under medical care on execution day. That way I'd get a few extra days, no matter how miserable they are.

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Well, this is kind of complicated. I would want my mom's fried chicken with home made macaroni salad on the side. Dang, makes me hungry just thinking about it. The problem is my mom passed away years ago, so I might not get my "last" meal until after those 24 hours have passed...

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A giant plate of mixed meat and a quart of chocolate milk.

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Two dozen steamed crabs loaded with Old Bay and a six pack of Corona. Yes, I am from Baltimore.

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Hands down it would have to be my grandma's homemade chicken noodle soup over mashed potatoes with her no bake cheese cake for dessert.

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Slaughter a cow, pig, and chicken. Mix in vegetables, fruits, and spices as desired for each portion of meat. Add in some delicious mixed drinks and buffet it with the officers. I get to stuff myself with many types of food (ribs, bacon, steak, stir fry, etc) and others benefit from my death day party.

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This is a tasteless question...

Get it?

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Hmm nothing much comes to mind. Maybe just two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon and sausage); one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers.

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Something from the Heart Attack Cafe.

Never tried it yet, but wouldn't that be ironic if that place killed you first.

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I would want a poison in the meal I chose so that I would be doa at the death chamber! I don't know how they do, but I have read about how sometimes the procedures get screwed up and are long and painful for the person on the hotseat, so to speak.

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Well, let me check my chart…

Assuming lethal injection:
For my last meal I think I would like a big bowl of sodium polystyrene sulfanate and baking soda (for the potassium chloride), vials of Picrotoxin and phenobarbital sodium to wash that down (for the thiopental sodium) and a big bottle of Mestinon tablets for dessert (for the Pancuronium bromide)…

-The table is for treating animals, but its worth a shot…

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I would require a Hemingway's Death in the Afternoon.

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Roast Dodo Bird. I can wait.

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Hate to steal it from TV, but McRib and a Shamrock Shake. I love both, and since they're almost never available at the same time, I might buy myself a few months to live.

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I think I'd have to agree with @jmattoon, except I'd go with like an In-n-Out buffet and just eat and eat and eat...

Or if they really forced it..

2-3 Double Doubles, no onions
1 animal style fries
1 neapolitan ice cream shake

Or... if I wanted to waste time
2-3 100x100s ;)

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I don't think I'd be able to eat. I'd probably say "Cut the crap and get it over with."

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Porterhouse from Peter Luger's & a Lobster from Trenton Bridge (Surf and Turf).
Dessert: Beignets from Cafe Du Monde.

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A Chinese buffet and I'd never stop eating

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The brains of my captors, fried in garlic butter.

Too bad they'll only serve you the closest they can make to your request with what's in the prison kitchen.

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@wootfast: I feel like your definition of "Nothing Much" needs to be reevaluated.

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Barbecued everything with baked beans.

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Mostacholli with pepperoni in it, with a caesar salad and breadsticks on the side, lots of breadsticks. To drink: orange soda.

Failing that, 12 pancakes (maple syrup and butter), with eggs cooked medium, sausage patties, bacon strips, and hash browns. To drink, 1 gallon chocolate milk (nesquik).

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Chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes w/gravy, green beans, and butter milk biscuits.

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Mini Round Cheese Ravioli with Texas Toast style Garlic Bread, a shot of Jack Daniels, a huge piece of the most decadent chocolate cake I can get with Promise Land Chocolate Milk (FULL FAT, BABY) to wash it down. I think I'd actually start with the jack daniels...