Do you enjoy Back to the Future?
I was thinking about all of these customer service questions and I thought of Back to the Future and the following quotations....I've made a few changes.
Marty McFly (Wootizens) How could he(amazon) be your husband? How could you leave dad(Old Woot) for him?
Old Lorraine(New Woot): Leave dad(Old Woot)? Marty(wootizens), are you feeling all right?
Marty McFly(wootizens): [shouting] No! No I'm not feeling all right! I don't understand one damn thing that's goin' on around here and why nobody can give me a simple straight answer!
Old Lorraine: Oh, they must have hit you over the head hard this time.
Marty McFly(wootizens): Mom(New Woot), I just wanna know one thing. Where's my father? Where's George McFly(Old Woot)?
Old Lorraine(New Woot): Marty(wootizens)... George(Old Woot)... Your father is in the same place he's been for the past 12 years... Oak Park Cemetery.
So lets be honest, the only way we can fix the future...is in the past.
We must get and burn Gray's Sports Almanac.