May I wish a Merry Christmas to.......
The person or persons that broke into my house today.
Thank you for taking my safe but leaving behind all the presents I bought for my family. Also, thank you for not taking my laptop, TV's, stereo, and the gift cards that were in plain sight.
Yes, the safe did contain a large amount of cash. Please use that cash to purchase some nice gifts for your family. I hope you put it to good use and you and your family enjoy it.
So, Merry Christmas to you, you sorry bastard. I hope you rot in hell.