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Mortimer! You cheeky monkey... (?)

May 7, 2012 6:18 PM

So YOU were the reason I'd been missing my daily digest! So happy all is fixed...everything is right in my little world again. :-)

Quote:

Mortimer: UH OH!

Monte: Ooo, Mortimer, I don't like the sound of that.

Mortimer: No, no, it's nothing. But hypothetically, what if I was watching "Game of Thrones" on the mail server's computer?

Monte: Well, that might slow everything down so the mail went out late.

Mortimer: But nobody would notice, right? Like, nobody actually READS our mail.

Monte: Nobody but the thousands of subscribers, I guess. And our boss.

Mortimer: ...uh oh.

/endquote

jimeezlady jimeezlady

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Sorry, but 1) How is this a question? 2) What is there to discuss about a copy/paste of an email?

falcondeal falcondeal
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Props to Mortimer for the Game of Thrones reference <3

tossthedice tossthedice
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Think of it possibly as a Community Heads Up? Notices have always been welcome here and hopefully, the Daily Digest has resumed its normal schedule.

lavikinga lavikinga
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@falcondeal: You are absolutely right. My day started off kind of rotten and I guess I got a little over-excited to see those silly monkeys back in my inbox. Mea Culpa Forgive an old Woman for behaving like a rebel-troll? :-)

jimeezlady jimeezlady
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At least he wasn't torrenting it...or was he?

okham okham
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@jimeezlady: glad you got it. at nine this morning i received yesterdays.

moosezilla moosezilla
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I was wondering why I had such a late day surprise from my favorite daily deal site mascot(ish) duo

erodahs erodahs
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I actually got two versions of today's daily digest. The second email had the above quoted conversation betwixt the monkeys and arrived at 1:09 PM EDT. The earlier one arrived at 9:09 AM EDT and had this monkey talk:

Monte: I cannot believe you got us kicked out of the theater. We stood in line for, like, two hours to see it!

Mortimer: PUNY USHER HECKLE MORTIMER! MORTIMER ONLY USE CELLPHONE TWICE! MORTIMER SMASH USHER!

Monte: You threw your Junior Mints at that teenager's head, then ran to the bathroom.

Mortimer: MORTIMER DRINK TOO MUCH SODA! MORTIMER HATE PUNY BLADDER!

baqui63 baqui63

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