Has quick thinking ever gotten you out of a speeding ticket?
last week I was driving home (a little faster than I should have) and got pulled over. I really don't need another ticket on my record.
As the officer was running my plates before he came up to the car, my eyes locked on my old diluted and very warm sprite from Mcdonalds from lunch the day before sitting in the cup holder. I poured it in my lap and started rocking back and forth.
He walked up to my window and was like "Are you OK?" I started going on and on about how I have to pee and then said DAMN IT! He looked down and seen my pants were wet, apologized and said I could be on my way. I headed home to change clothes