How can I work being #1 on a deals.woot leaderboard into a pickup line?
Every single person on that board is trying to figure it out...
I've got one for me: according to deals.woot I've got some good questions, wanna see if you can give me all the right answers?
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danib62
asked 2 years ago
"Hi there...wanna play Twenty Questions?"
Hmm... looks like you paid too much for those shoes.
You had me at woot!
Oh wait...sorry...that's my response (it's good to be the girl).
God bless you if it works...no wait...God bless the person who falls for it!
@manfrin: good one
Why mess up a good thing?
You are the top questioner. Perhaps you could help the guys with their lines?
You're so fine, if I posted you at deals.woot, you'd shoot straight to the top, baby.
Is that a Woot Launch Rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Would you like to meet Mortimer, my monkey? He loves to woot!
@faughtey: Nah I'm only good at asking the questions.
I got a great deal for you: You + Me = Top of the list Baby
Hey baby, what's your triangle?
Have you ever gotten a bag of crap?
Hmm, I noticing a lot of single guys here at woot.. I wonder if that's a clue?
@dreamaster: You're noticing them is a clue.
If that's an Uzi-shaped USB flash drive on your key chain, we're a match made in heaven.
Uzi Does It!
Would you like to see my #1?
You guys are going to stay single for a loooooooog time.
According to deals.woot, i'm very popular.
@dontwantaname: Agree! Lines are for kids. Real men (adults) don't need lines.
Oh, but these are cute to read, so don't let that stop you!
I'm... kinda a big deal.
@diehardferret: I'd vote for you, if you know what I mean. wink
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