questionshow can i work being #1 on a deals.woot…

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by danib62
asked 2 years ago

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"Hi there...wanna play Twenty Questions?"

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Hmm... looks like you paid too much for those shoes.

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You had me at woot!

Oh wait...sorry...that's my response (it's good to be the girl).

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God bless you if it works...no wait...God bless the person who falls for it!

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Why mess up a good thing?

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You are the top questioner. Perhaps you could help the guys with their lines?

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You're so fine, if I posted you at deals.woot, you'd shoot straight to the top, baby.

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Is that a Woot Launch Rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Would you like to meet Mortimer, my monkey? He loves to woot!

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@faughtey: Nah I'm only good at asking the questions.

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I got a great deal for you: You + Me = Top of the list Baby

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Hey baby, what's your triangle?

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Have you ever gotten a bag of crap?

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Hmm, I noticing a lot of single guys here at woot.. I wonder if that's a clue?

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@dreamaster: You're noticing them is a clue.

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If that's an Uzi-shaped USB flash drive on your key chain, we're a match made in heaven.

Uzi Does It!

http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/a2bb87b3-d2f2-47ba-b158-3cf62928320e/uzi-shaped-2gb-usb-flash-drive#13

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Would you like to see my #1?

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You guys are going to stay single for a loooooooog time.

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According to deals.woot, i'm very popular.

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@dontwantaname: Agree! Lines are for kids. Real men (adults) don't need lines.
Oh, but these are cute to read, so don't let that stop you!

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I'm... kinda a big deal.

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@diehardferret: I'd vote for you, if you know what I mean. wink