Have you tried microfiber sheets?
Regularly, Microfiber sheets are advertised in sponsored deals and are down-voted badly. I down vote them because "Scammy the sheet merchant" uses phrases like "1600tc" and "Egyptian comfort" in an attempt to fool the buyers into thinking that they are really good cotton sheets. They aren't. What they are however, are decent enough sheets, they hold up just fine, they don't stain, and are comfortable enough unless you are really picky about that sort of thing and they are quite reasonable.
I suspect that if they tried to sell those sheets here without the trickery they might not end up at the bottom of the list. I wouldn't down vote them, Would you?
I bought microfiber sheets from another deal site (daily steals maybe). They were cheap (both in price and quality) and had holes in them within a few days. I didn't really feel ripped-off since they were so inexpensive. I guess it was just one of those "you get what you pay for" "deals."
I'm not a fan of polyester, but that's not why I downvote. What I can't abide is deceptive (or downright false) advertising. 1600TC Egyptian Comfort? 1600BS Egyptian Counterfeit.
I eat a lot of fiber, so most of my sheets turn out macro.
Instead of sleeping like an Egyptian:
As for the OP, I honestly don't care about sheets. I'd sleep on a burlap bag with no problems. :)
I know sleeping on suede (no jammies) is AMAZING - I wonder if micro fiber wound feel as awesome?
How can I find some on Woot?
Yes, they are perfect for when your mother-in-law comes to visit. She will love them.
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