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Anyone excited for the Jersey Shore premiere 8/4/11?

Aug 3, 2011 5:48 PM

is anyone going to catch the important Jersey Shore premiere on Thursday? anyone throwing a season premiere party and want to invite me?

here are the stipulations where you can no longer deny your Shoreness and MUST tune in to watch:

-if you've enjoyed the pickle question here on Ask the Community, or the pickle bandages and yodels deal posts
-if you've enjoyed any kind of excessive summer tanning, fist pumping, or tipsy beach excursions
-if you've jokingly called your closest friends of the same race a self-derogatory slur and laughed it off
-if you've ever used olive oil in your hair along with hair extensions and/or bumpits

anymore?

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w00tgurl w00tgurl

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Honestly? No, not at all excited.

But I hope you enjoy!

novastarj novastarj
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Honestly, i can't stand the show. along w/ 16 & pregnant, I think they're two of the worst shows on television. but hey, to each his own. or her own in your case

captainsuperdawg captainsuperdawg
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The only shows I get excited for lately are American Pickers and Pawn Stars. Other reality shows seem way too fake/staged.

neolithicx neolithicx
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I'm excited that I won't be home so I won't accidentally be subjected to it.

jeffrjohn jeffrjohn
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i will be watching! and not ashamed to admit it! although fist pump still doesn't sound right..

gretchena gretchena
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@neolithicx: Pawn Stars is about the most staged show ever.

That being said, I love it.

novastarj novastarj
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The only reality shows worth watching are Intervention, Hoarders, Masterchef, Hell's Kitchens. you know, where reality is happening.

wickedd365 wickedd365
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@jeffrjohn: those sound like the words of someone fighting their urges. you're afraid if you catch the previews you'll be suckered into staying in and tuning in?
uh huh!

w00tgurl w00tgurl
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@w00tgurl: Can't happen. I have a phobia of excessive hair gel.

jeffrjohn jeffrjohn
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@neolithicx: pawn stars is my jam! I love that show

nate800 nate800
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PSA: if you love Pawn Stars, you'll love Jersey Shore. it's a coming of age gripping dramedy where the main characters are as unpredictable as the hijinks they pull. One episode and you will be on the edge of your seats!

w00tgurl w00tgurl
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@w00tgurl: they're not unpredictable. I can predict that on the premier, everyone gets drunk multiple times, has sleazy sex with someone and does stuff that should embarrass them to no end, but somehow doesn't

captainsuperdawg captainsuperdawg
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@captainsuperdawg: i see you caught a glimpse of the previews. fascinating stuff :) hehe

w00tgurl w00tgurl
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@w00tgurl: no, i just watch the soup :)

captainsuperdawg captainsuperdawg
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God I hope you're kidding. Anyone who watches that crap should be exterminated.

iggz iggz
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@wootgurl Awwwwww, apparently nobody like that show.

gthuffines gthuffines
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@gthuffines: i know, this is madness!

p.s. premiere is TONIGHT. woot!

w00tgurl w00tgurl
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@iggz: calm down man. i see the appeal to it. it boosts other people's confidence about their intelligence and class whenever they watch the idiotic cast of Jersey Shore.

captainsuperdawg captainsuperdawg
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@captainsuperdawg: I won't calm down because I'm dead serious. Anyone who watches that crap should be immediately exterminated. They should not be allowed to breed. EVER. Same with anything on that crap channel Bravo.

iggz iggz
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@iggz: nah nah ne booh booh - good thing you're not God, huh! Smile, life will be more rewarding if you do! ;9)

gretchena gretchena
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there go my chances of ever having kids! curse you Jersey Shoooooore

w00tgurl w00tgurl
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@w00tgurl: um..... I'm extremely tempted to say something lewd and just downright dirty right now, but I won't because I'm a gentleman

captainsuperdawg captainsuperdawg
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@gretchena: I smile all the time. I'm smiling right now. It's just that my sister watches that crap and I've literally seen her IQ drop from it.

iggz iggz
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No. Those people are a sign of the downfall of western civilization.

kamikazeken kamikazeken

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