Anyone excited for the Jersey Shore premiere 8/4/11?
is anyone going to catch the important Jersey Shore premiere on Thursday? anyone throwing a season premiere party and want to invite me?
here are the stipulations where you can no longer deny your Shoreness and MUST tune in to watch:
-if you've enjoyed the pickle question here on Ask the Community, or the pickle bandages and yodels deal posts
-if you've enjoyed any kind of excessive summer tanning, fist pumping, or tipsy beach excursions
-if you've jokingly called your closest friends of the same race a self-derogatory slur and laughed it off
-if you've ever used olive oil in your hair along with hair extensions and/or bumpits