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Do you poop at work?

I have no issues pooping at work... But apparently many people do.

I don't know if it is a phobia? Shyness?..

What are your thoughts?

by wigglemonster
asked 10 months ago

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The greatest paid 15 minutes of my work-day!

soccerkrzy
10 months ago

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Upvoting just because this made me chuckle, a good thing for a Friday morning.

Since I am here, no, I have no issue pooping at work. I just try not to do it at my desk, otherwise my cube mates throw trash at me.

funkadelic78
10 months ago

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Yes, I just don't use the bathroom right next to my office so no one knows its me.

mcmccaleb
10 months ago

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Free toilet paper!!!

jeffrjohn
10 months ago

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If I have to. i do hide in the stall sometimes when things get dumb

wickedd365
10 months ago

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Almost exclusively (meaning that is the only thing I do while I am at work). I think it is the excessive coffee...

benyust2
10 months ago

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Love the #tmi tag :-)

ohcheri
10 months ago

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@ohcheri: Don't get me wrong, I totally enjoy getting to know our communities but sometimes there's just things I don't need to know. It was either that or #oversharing but I figured this might be more useful.

inkycatz
10 months ago

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i don't mind.
i like to yell at my poo "who does number 2 work for?!?" and sometimes i'll get some encouragement from the other stalls like "thats right buddy, you tell that turd who's boss!"

w00tgurl
10 months ago

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Nope, not at work, there is nothing like your own throne.

linkage89
10 months ago

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I work from my home so yes. Where else would I go?

cengland0
10 months ago

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Yes, but I always try and make sure I use the less frequented bathrooms and it's empty. Is it strange if your manager comes in though she tries and holds conversations with whom evers in there when she has to go?

tiamat114
10 months ago

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All the damn time, really makes you appreciate smartphones ...like right now (:

iggz
10 months ago

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@linkage89: Your the first to mention not liking it... I figured there would be more of your kind here :P

wigglemonster
10 months ago

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I usually announce to everyone that Im going in to poop. Otherwise if someone comes in and waits I get a little poop shy and don't wanna make a splash in front of everyone. ;)

The real question is... Has anyone ever been pooping and just have the most hellacios echo fart while sitting on the toliet and scared to go out back to the office?????????

jkstier
10 months ago

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Pooping on the clock is a way of life.

wootbretz
10 months ago

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My old roommate would drive three miles home from work to visit the pirvy.

kbsig106
10 months ago

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I can't poop until I've had my coffee, and I don't have coffee until I'm at work so... you do the math.

wingnutzero
10 months ago

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I work at an ad agency/production house and we have a huge soundstage. Right beside that is this longgg hallway with two bathrooms tucked away at the end of them. It's nice and secluded so everyone goes there to poop.

We call it Studio C.

bonoman
10 months ago

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No, never. Absolutely not. I'll damn near crap my pants before pooping at work.

bingo969
10 months ago

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Where I work has spiders, no running water and a lp burner toilet. I try to hold it whenever possible.

ajmartinez51
10 months ago

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@bonoman: Shouldn't that be studio #2?

jsimsace
10 months ago

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@soccerkrzy: my thoughts exactly haha

this is probably the best question ever asked on deals.woot

adam113089
10 months ago

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@jsimsace: If the first studio was #1 then yes...as it is it stands for Studio Crapper!

bonoman
10 months ago

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Only in an emergency.

mistamoose
10 months ago

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free toilet paper FTW.
GETTING PAID TO TAKE A DUMP IS THE BEST THING EVER

kamikazeken
10 months ago

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my favorite is "that guy" that decides to poop in the middle stall. maybe he wants to know he has company on both sides...personally, i don't get it.

samuelnyc
9 months ago

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