questionswhat would be the title of your autobiography?

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"Wait, wait....Let Me Try That Again"

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"I wish I were a keyboard: Delete, Backspace, Insert, and of course Escape."

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Same description of the Earth in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "Mostly Harmless"

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A sad title that sums up my life...
"I have no friends. I just know people I hate less than others."

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Taken from a line by Norm on "Cheers":

"It's a Dog-Eat-Dog World and I'm Wearing Milkbone Underwear"

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"Worst. Autobiography. Ever."

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For the record I just got another fax that says Attn: Jeff

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"Somehow I manage". It would have a picture of me shrugging on the cover.

What, that's already been taken! D'OH!

There you go. That would be my autobiography title. "D'oh!"

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I actually gave this some thought this morning...

In Blade Runner, at the end, moments away from his death, Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer, in arguably his finest role), says:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

It's true, you know.

My autobiography would have that as a title:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."

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@shrdlu: That's probably my favorite film soliloquy. I was expecting you to finish by titling your autobiography "Time to Die". It's always seemed odd to me to write the story of your life when it isn't done yet. I have a series of photo books which I compose after each of my trips, and I title them "Journeys: The Continued Adventures of Michele, Bob and Steve". I just got back from Costa Rica so I am working on Journeys 6 at the moment. When I am done with living, my Journeys books will pretty much be my autobiography.

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"I lived it and I still don't believe it"

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"Hey! How did everyone get in my room"

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"Hey guys -- GUYS! Check this out!"

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@klozitshoper: Or, like the guy said as he was falling from the 50th story window, "So far, so good". That would actually make for a pretty cool book cover, a person falling off a cliff with that title.

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I'd borrow a line from The Grateful Dead (no, I am not a Dead Head)...
"What a Long Strange Trip It's Been"

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"It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time."

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"YOU KIDS GET OFFA MY LAWN"
"how to gain 800 pounds without really trying"
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"never knew when to stop typing"

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"Can You Believe They Published This Crap?"

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The title of my autobiography would be the same as my epitaph: "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

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"Oops: A Journey from Beginning to End."

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@randy2126: I misread yours as, "Wasted Polenta."

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"My BOC" - and each chapter explains an different, yet applicable acronym (i.e. Before Others Came - life prior to marriage and kids, Bruschetta Olives and Canapes - time of life when all I wanted to do was cook and blog, etc)

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@publicart: when i reopened this thread i went to the bottom to check for new posts, and read your "wasted polenta" as "wasted placenta"

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