questionsanybody get their bacon grease yet?

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There are some key words missing from your question. We may not want to know what you accidentally did to the whole thing.

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@xdavex: Oh, sorry about that--I left out I'm actually at her apartment and she'll be here soon.

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But did you eat the whole thing, spill the whole thing......what did you do with it???

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Oooh I like this, we can play fill in the blank!

I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally-----the whole thing. My girlfriend is coming over soon so do you think she will notice or even care?

Im gonna go with....swallowed.

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@studerc: Reminds me of the match game, where celebrities attempted to fill in the blanks to match the contestant's answer. Or if they had no idea what to use, they'd come up with something racy for laughs.

So I'm going to go with "accidentally impregnated the whole thing".

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I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally vaporized the whole thing. My girlfriend is coming over soon so do you think she will notice or even care? Oh, and I'm Cyclops, if that helps any

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I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear, but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally "flushed" the whole thing. My girlfriend is coming over soon, so do you think she will notice or even care?

Yep, I'm in big trouble--wait, not me. You're in big trouble.

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This is the most unintentionally hilarious thread I've seen in a while.

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I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally ignited the whole thing. My girlfriend is coming over soon so do you think she will notice or even care?

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I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally transmuted the whole thing into a Dalek. My girlfriend is coming over soon so do you think she will notice or even care that I don't remember where I parked the TARDIS?

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I'll go with the boring "spilled" because I'm not creative right now.

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Just mix in some of the bacon lube you also purchased on woot and be VERY amorous when she comes home. Do it right and she'll think it was just part of your sexy plan.

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My guess is "fed the dog" the entire thing.

And yes, she will notice that the pomeranian's face is greasy and his breath smells strongly of bacon.

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Still waitin for mine to even ship! Good work @therealjrn, Don't get me started on that time I accidentally the entire bottle of coke.

I can't wait to get my grease though. I got some cookin' ideas to get started on.