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Anybody get their bacon grease yet?

Aug 24, 2012 4:10 PM

I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally the whole thing. My girlfriend is coming over soon so do you think she will notice or even care?

therealjrn therealjrn

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There are some key words missing from your question. We may not want to know what you accidentally did to the whole thing.

xdavex xdavex
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@xdavex: Oh, sorry about that--I left out I'm actually at her apartment and she'll be here soon.

therealjrn therealjrn
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But did you eat the whole thing, spill the whole thing......what did you do with it???

lmensor lmensor
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Oooh I like this, we can play fill in the blank!

I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally-----the whole thing. My girlfriend is coming over soon so do you think she will notice or even care?

Im gonna go with....swallowed.

studerc studerc
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Bacon grease wrestling?

budrose budrose
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@studerc: Reminds me of the match game, where celebrities attempted to fill in the blanks to match the contestant's answer. Or if they had no idea what to use, they'd come up with something racy for laughs.

So I'm going to go with "accidentally impregnated the whole thing".

samstag samstag
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I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally vaporized the whole thing. My girlfriend is coming over soon so do you think she will notice or even care? Oh, and I'm Cyclops, if that helps any

1298ty 1298ty
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I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear, but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally "flushed" the whole thing. My girlfriend is coming over soon, so do you think she will notice or even care?

Yep, I'm in big trouble--wait, not me. You're in big trouble.

barnabee barnabee
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This is the most unintentionally hilarious thread I've seen in a while.

samstag samstag
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I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally ignited the whole thing. My girlfriend is coming over soon so do you think she will notice or even care?

jjkehoe jjkehoe
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I got mine earlier and I was just looking at it I swear but I unpacked it and was fooling around with it and I accidentally transmuted the whole thing into a Dalek. My girlfriend is coming over soon so do you think she will notice or even care that I don't remember where I parked the TARDIS?

xarous xarous
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I'll go with the boring "spilled" because I'm not creative right now.

jsimsace jsimsace
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Just mix in some of the bacon lube you also purchased on woot and be VERY amorous when she comes home. Do it right and she'll think it was just part of your sexy plan.

xochiluvr xochiluvr
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My guess is "fed the dog" the entire thing.

And yes, she will notice that the pomeranian's face is greasy and his breath smells strongly of bacon.

purplefeather purplefeather
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Woot Libs! FABULOUS!

lavikinga lavikinga
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Still waitin for mine to even ship! Good work @therealjrn, Don't get me started on that time I accidentally the entire bottle of coke.

I can't wait to get my grease though. I got some cookin' ideas to get started on.

cowboydann cowboydann

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