questionswine magnet

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Huh? I do not understand your question at all. Could you please explain further.

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If this gets to 15 minutes with no response, we'll go ahead and pull this one.

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@jumbowoot: I'd wait a little longer. Some people who have an answer might not not that short of a time to answer the question.

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@sgoman5674: Have an answer to what question?

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@jumbowoot: If I understood the question, I might have an answer.

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I think it's for "Random Word Thursday." It's easy to play -- just pick two random words and put them together. For example:

* igloo sauce
* trout barracks
* Sasquatch rooftop

Either that or OP is setting up a Carnac the Magnificent thing. And the question is, "What do you call white carpet during a dinner party?"

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@hobbit: I wasn't really paying attention.

@anotherhiggins: Probably.

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@jumbowoot: Oh, please don't delete this. This is some funny stuff. I love you guys. You are a serious good time.

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I am interested in some sanskrit chants to make cheap wine taste like mega expensive aged wine.

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@jumbowoot: No, no. Don't delete it.

I know the answer.

Q: Wine Magnet?

A: An orange, because a vest has no sleeves.

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@jumbowoot: I will send you money. Maybe as much as a dollar. It's FUNNY. I love it. Think of it as a gift to your little circle of petty annoyances...US.

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Sounds like hes trying to pick up a date.

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@jabathewoot: Okay, fine. You've got my credit card infoze. Bill me.

Now you're just trying to get me in trouble. I have work to do. Don't delete this, because I want to be able to read the rest of the fun.

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I'm gone all day, working my fingers to the bone, and y'all are having fun while all I get is bony fingers! Isn't this just special!

@jabathewoot - have you visited the Get to Know Your Wooters comments and contributed? I will have to go look.

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@anotherhiggins: After much logic gaps and foolishness, I deem this item totally useless and stupid. I would recommend a wine aerator. Like the Vinturi one that wine.woot sells periodically.

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@sgoman5674: I have a Venturi. I was surprised that it actually works, but at least it's pretty obvious how it does work. You can see the wine mixing with air as you pour.

That wine magnet thing, though. Wow. Just wow.

It reminds me of (the completely bogus) claims about magnets on/around a fuel line leading to better MPGs.

In case anyone is tempted to believe their "alternative science" explanations, Mythbusters tore that apart a while back. http://mythbustersresults.com/episode53
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/05/12/mythbusters-exploding-pants-finale/

I was surprised by all of the 4- and 5-star reviews on Amazon. Most of them look like shills to me.

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It lines up the wine so you can drink straight wine?

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Is there a whiskey magnet so you can have straight whiskey?

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I think what the OP was looking for was similar to the can sleeves, where it disguises your beverage as something else. Only in this case they may have been looking for a magnet to put over their original bottle's sticker. Seeing is believing, right?

If anyone finds that, include a link to a good price on superglue. I don't think magnets stick to glass.

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Wine clip magnetic conditioner: http://www.amazon.com/Wine-Clip-Magnetic-Conditioner/dp/B000QFN90M

It supposedly aerates your wine as you pour it from the bottle.

Doesn't anyone decant their wine anymore?

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This reminds me of the episode where Archie Bunker puts cheap, US bottled Scotch into an empty Chivas Regal bottle, and expects that it will taste like Chivas.

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@jumbowoot: Start over, please for the latecomers.

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@jumbowoot: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!

No delete. It'll fall off Fresh soon enough, but it's so much fun. I'm only here on a break. I'll miss anything else. You'd better be nice, or I'll invoke @theflounder, and we can have a duel of halfwits.

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@sand4me: THWACK ...and you KNOW you deserved that. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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@shrdlu: mightymouse vs. theflounder? It seems like everyone loses when a flounder is your weapon of choice. It would resemble a really icky Gallagher show.

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@glindagw: Nah. @jabathewoot vs @theflounder. Using @mightymouse would be cheating, because he would always win.

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@shrdlu: It didn't hurt!! So there! Now I will take my glass of wine and head for the showers!

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Okay, I'll try this again. I just made a comment, and it's nowhere to be seen.

Comments are taking a LONGGGGG time to show up. That was just flat painful. I saw the number of comments increase, and yet my comment wasn't there. sniff Deals hates me. SNIFFLE

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@anotherhiggins: Yeah I have one too. They are really great! I like mine a lot.

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Wonder what happened to the OP?

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@sand4me: Dunno, but this wine magnet stuff reminds me of the magnet you stick on your fuel line of your car.
http://www.wineloverspage.com/wineadvisor1/tswa051128.phtml

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I'd settle for a handsome wine magnate.

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@lavikinga: Oooo, yes, tall too, right? With an accent and a deep rumbly voice.

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@catbertthegreat: You know THEY wouldn't lie to us, right?

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really I should have just opened up deals.woot at the bar when I was having dinner and shared this with my friends. Although I might have had to beat off the owner and his waitress they would have been joining to make fun of me.

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@lavikinga: I'd settle for a handsome man that likes wine.

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@sand4me: Yes! I'll even settle for the "Stay thirsty, my friends" voice.

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@lavikinga: Ooooh yeah, I love me a deep voiced man. A deep voiced wine lovin man would be a major bonus. :)

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@glindagw: I know plenty of handsome men that like wine but there is always a problem.

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Ladies, ladies.... You're embarrassing me. I'm a married man.

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@hobbit & @anotherhiggins: Ok. I would settle for a 30+, handsome, straight, single man who likes wine. Oh wait, add intelligent to the list.

Darn, you're right, I'm asking for too much. I'll have to settle for great friends and a well stocked wine cellar.

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Seriously - I've never hung out at a forum with this many chicks*. Y'all are everywhere.

*[legalese]
'Chicks' is a term of endearment and should not be construed as a sexist epithet. I'm enlightened, honest.
[/legalese]

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@anotherhiggins: Lucky man.

Finally, an explanation for what makes deals.woot so unique and fantastic.

Three months ago this question was asked: Are there any women 'round here?

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It is just no wonder that I stay up so late! Education, entertainment, enlightment, no end to the wondrous things encountered on deals.woot.com.

Smack loud kissing sound

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@glindagw: Sounds great, where are they I wonder? Add a sense of humor too, if possible.