Don't you wish you were friends with @thedogma ?
I got my much anticipated Bagel Or Creamcheese from @thedogma this morning. I must say that he went all out with randomness (and awesomeness). There is too much to list it all, but I'll go through some of the highlights and post some pictures below.
A portrait of yours truly (Andrew Johnson) -- it's odd -- I don't remember being this old and bald
A neoprene tablet case
Fat Chunk Comic book
Alice in Chains CD (and another one that I'll have to check out too) new in wrapper
Toyota Coffee Thermos
Woot Shirt Dandelion Drops
PS3 Controller (my son just broke his, so he'll be thrilled)
Women's Sunglasses (or awesome men's sunglasses)
Several USB/Firewire cables
A couple sets of earbuds
Stress Gavel (Is/Was someone a law student?)
Panasonic Battery Charger (with a couple rechargeable batteries)
Orbit Tropical Remix gum