Winnie the Pooh. All the way.
pooh, he already beat a tiger
I would have to agree with @hobbit on this case, Winnie the Pooh all the way.
Definitely Pooh-bear, FTW!
So, one of my all-time favourite things to do a while back (like in high school) was imitate the Winnie the Pooh voice and switch up his lingo to phrases like:
- Piglet, who's your daddy? M-hmm hmm!
- Eeyore, have you seen my weed pipe?
Definitely rather juvenile, but man, it was funny!
My money is on the heffalump
The Russian Winnie would cook both of their tails...
I haven't seen Snuggles in a while, he might have roided up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrcmSupxi0
The quality on this is horrible. But it shows snuggles kicking Pooh's trash. Calls him a fat trampoline.... (beware has a few cusswords in comic bubbles)
On that same note as I have a tendency to support Pooh since snuggles is in the minority here it goes:
1- Snuggles is fit rather than rumbly tumbly
2- Has the best cage match towels softer since they have been treated by snuggles
3- Snuggles could fit into most ocheri products ;-) (not supporting them just throwing out a reference)
4- Snuggles has a history of his own deals on our website
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/a3aed27a-4c84-4d9f-9bbd-15325cacd189/free-samples-snuggles-fabric-softener#9
Snuggles would just leave a trail of honey into a meat grinder. Pooh doesn't know any better.
Update. Should have search Pooh first as he has 2 pages of deals. So as a new reason
5- Because Snuggles has pride and doesn't sell out to corporate America by selling his face to everything. Especially diapers.
@djbowman: Pooh has a long and elegant literary history. His Acting career on TV and in movies.
snuggles? what does he have? An acting career IN commercials! ;-)
Top 10 Fears of Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear
10. Might someday have to chew own leg off to escape from lint trap.
9. Sleeping in laundry basket exposes him to attack by housecats.
8. He may wind up in a washer with Al Sharpton's undershirts.
7. People will find out about that mauled camper back in '78.
6. Excess softener will leave him unable to perform as a male.
5. First wife Joey Heatherton will write book claiming he beat her regularly.
4 Winnie-the-Pooh will get drunk at family gathering and start loudly suggesting that he should be the fabric softener bear.
3. Something might happen to George Bush.
2. Company doctors will perform some kind of surgery to insure he remains "snuggly" forever.
THE DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW November 29, 1988
@djbowman: What's #1? Or did you conviently leave that one out?
Just laying this out there...
Teddy Ruxpin could whip 'em both.
Boom. There it is.
@sgoman5764 : The last one could have offended someone so just in case I didn't list it. The link I got it from is here you can read it if you like.
http://www.tvacres.com/bears_teddy_snuggles.htm
@djbowman: I figured that.
Paddington Bear ftw. His stare attack cannot be avoided.
well if we are going to add bears to the cage - Yogi
Obviously Winnie, who has the advantage of that creepy and distracting voice-over that makes you want to punch a nun. God I hated that show.
... wait, which Winnie are we talking about again?
@hobbit: Smokey would smoke Yogi like a fine cigar ... and then put him out in a safe ashtray, way outside of Yellowstone Park. Because that's just how Smokey rolls.
Snuggles smells bad.
Pooh has a stinky name.
They both have annoying voices.
Pooh wins!
A Monkey will come Flying in Screaming and scare them both off and the Monkey will win by default.
(Just let me have my fantasies that screaming flying monkeys rule the world)
My theory is that Snuggles is really just skin and bones, he puffs his fur up with all that fabric softener to make himself look bigger. So I'd have to put my money on Pooh!
Though, toss in some flying monkeys and all bets are off!
Winnie the Pooh, because he will have a "hunny" jar to smash over the Snuggles the Bear's soft and cushy head!
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