Why did the wooter cross the road?
they didnt, they were too busy wooting.
lets tell some jokes that are actually funny ( so not like that one )
Why did the wooter cross the road?
To get to the better deal!
Oh. You said "funny." THAT is gonna be a problem.
Why did the wooter cross the road?
To woot, of course!
Why did the wooter cross the road?
I know! I know!
"Black and white and red all over." Right?
Gee, it's too early in the morning for this.
Two men are in a bathtub.
One says to the other, "Please pass the soap."
The other one says, "No soap. Radio!"
Why did the wooters cross the road?
To present a new act to a talent agent. The act is called: The Aristocrats!
Why did the wooter cross the road?
To hit f5.
To pick up a bag of crap.
"dude, she just called you fat"
Oh hell no, hold my cheeseburger
"Dude, she just called you a nerd"
Oh, hell no hold my math book
"dude, she just called you gay"
Oh hell no, hold my purse
"Dude she just called you an alcoholic"
Oh hell no, hold my beer
"Dude she just called you a slut"
Oh hell no, hold my pregnancy test
"Dude she just called you old"
Oh hell no, hold my teeth
"Dude she just called you Hannah Montanah
Oh hell no, hold my wig
dude she just called you a tourist
Oh hell no, hold my camera
Why did the wooter cross the road?
He was chasing a chicken.
Because yield signs are only red triangles.
Why did the Deals.Wooter cross the road?
He thought that's what @Jumbowoot wanted to reward that month.
How does Moses make his tea?
HEBREWS It!
...................................thank you!
Why did the wooter cross the road?
To increase his deals.woot reputation score.
@adadavis: Was it a refurb?
Why did the wooter cross the road?
Because the other side SUCKED and was the MOST unprofessional place he'd ever BEEN and he's writing a letter to the Better Business Bureau and the Attorney General of Texas and posting about it to his Facebook until this problem is SOLVED to his SATISFACTION!
Why did the wooter cross the road?
Because he saw @ohcheri on the other side.
Why did the wooter cross the road?
He didn't - he was dragged across it by two tractors and a bulldozer, still clutching his keyboard
Why did the wooter cross the road?
Because s/he thought s/he saw flashing woot-off lights on the other side.
Why did the wooter cross the road?
Because those slingshot monkeys can really fly far!
stressing much @slydon
http://helpguide.org/mental/work_stress_management.htm
Why did the wooter cross the road?
To save his favorite shirt from the reckoning.
I think this thread was intended as a place to post various jokes not woot/chicken jokes over and over again, so here's my entry.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
I wonder if they can see wooters crossing the road from space?
@nafsllib: Now that was funny! :-D In a sad, disturbing-but-true way. :-/
@nafsllib: I know it's just a joke buuut still gotta postit
I'll try to think up some jokes in the meantime
@cowboydann: yeah I know, but as you said it's meant to be funny
@cowboydann: So hate it when I've been "snoped." ;-) But thanks anyway. ...Wasn't there something similar about a toilet??
If NASA had a sense of humor, they would have used apes to greet a returning shuttle.
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