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Are lube/massage oils not allowed?

Nov 20, 2011 6:38 AM

I know you cant add sex toys and such, but I see half naked lingerie deals all the time.

I only ask because I added BaconLube from J&Ds(people who make all the bacon type stuff), and it was removed. =/ Its a personal lubricant and massage oil. I don't see why that wouldn't be allowed.

xskoad xskoad

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I saw it. I loved the deal. I had to tattle it though, Personal lubes aren't allowed. Even if it smells like delicious bacon (which partially disgusted me by the way... still intrigued... it was the weirdest arousal I ever experienced) I still had to tattle it.

(sorry :c)

cowboydann cowboydann
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buttttt its also a massage oil! Who wouldnt want a massage with the lovely smell of bacon all around them?

xskoad xskoad
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Actually, pastrami is the most sensual of all the cured meats.

dmmutti dmmutti
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@cowboydann: You weren't the only tattler. If it had been advertised as a massage oil it would have been an okay deal. Personally, I can't quite imagine using either item with a bacon scent.

magic cave magic cave
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So... I'm starting to feel like my relationship with bacon might be considered unusual by some.

izzyizzo izzyizzo
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THIS IS SO GROSS. AAAAAAHGGGG BACON WHYYYYYY.

sorry. I get bacon salt and bacon flavored everything and bacon t-shirts. But bacon lube is just too much for me.

meh3884 meh3884
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I posted free Astroglide tonight, the deal was sponsored by Kmart and no more than 5 minutes later the deal was removed.

mkentosh mkentosh

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