questionsare you team rake or team hoe?

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Team rake. With a straight rake, like that, you can flip it over, or turn it sideways to accomplish almost every job a hoe can do as well. Landscaper improvising, baby.

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The problem with the hoe is that you need to buy dinner and flowers before it works well.

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You all are a bunch of tools.

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@tknoman: You're clearly going to the wrong area of town.

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@dmaz: You are clearly a man who takes his gardening seriously. And the official vice president of TEAM RAKE! if I die in the line of duty you take over my friend.

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@psumek: I'm on team "OH NOES WHY YOU SUCH A HATER JUSTIFY THAT VOTE HOW DARE YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF FUN". ;)

I'm on team "get off my lawn".

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@okham I just posted a similar question then see that you beat me to it by 1 minute! So I was forced to tase mine. Great minds think alike I suppose.

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I'm more of a team trowel guy.

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Team Hoe is clearly blowing Team Rake out of the water here. Curse you dirty minded wooters! I can't believe I'm being beaten by a homonym!

Edit: Yes I can.

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What happened to Team Shovel? Shoveling is my specialty and I can shovel it pretty good.

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As a rakish fellow myself, I prefer the hoes.

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"why are men so attracted to hoes?"- Peggy Hill

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Around here? ALWAYS Team Shovel. (And hip boots/waders...'cause sometimes the stuff sure flows!)

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@gideonfrost: While I would agree that great minds think alike, is it not true that morons think alike as well?

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@muttdorff: I'm not sure or not but it seems like you might be calling @okham and myself morons. Now I can't speak for him but if Moron targeting were an Olympic sport you've won the gold on me.

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Team rake because rake also means immoral pleasure seeker and hoe doesn't.

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this is a good use of your time

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I love all the garden implements equally.

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Team Blade.

...wait what're we talking about again?

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@unoriginal26: <- There's someone that gets it.

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@inkycatz: back in my day we used a stick in the ground and were consarnit, happy to have it.

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Will have to stick with what I use most: pruning shears, which means I prefer precision instruments, I suppose.

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Team rake, where we rake in the...

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Well, I'm married, so I have to say I'm team "spayed"

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