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Are you team rake or team hoe?

Aug 3, 2012 1:24 PM

Well, pick one already!

Team rake
Team hoe

okham okham

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@okham I just posted a similar question then see that you beat me to it by 1 minute! So I was forced to tase mine. Great minds think alike I suppose.

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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Team rake. With a straight rake, like that, you can flip it over, or turn it sideways to accomplish almost every job a hoe can do as well. Landscaper improvising, baby.

dmaz dmaz
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@dmaz: You are clearly a man who takes his gardening seriously. And the official vice president of TEAM RAKE! if I die in the line of duty you take over my friend.

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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The problem with the hoe is that you need to buy dinner and flowers before it works well.

tknoman tknoman
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@tknoman: You're clearly going to the wrong area of town.

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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@gideonfrost: cheaper dinner over there

tknoman tknoman
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I'm more of a team trowel guy.

ptucker2 ptucker2
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Couldn't help it :)
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c77d2d77-39ef-4067-9681-32906fa05a9a/juice#0

Also, team rake

@gideonfrost: I gladly accept the position!

dmaz dmaz
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As a rakish fellow myself, I prefer the hoes.

j5 j5
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Team Hoe is clearly blowing Team Rake out of the water here. Curse you dirty minded wooters! I can't believe I'm being beaten by a homonym!

Edit: Yes I can.

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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this is a good use of your time

pinchecat pinchecat
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@gideonfrost: While I would agree that great minds think alike, is it not true that morons think alike as well?

muttdorff muttdorff
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@muttdorff: I'm not sure or not but it seems like you might be calling @okham and myself morons. Now I can't speak for him but if Moron targeting were an Olympic sport you've won the gold on me.

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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I love all the garden implements equally.

durkzilla durkzilla
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TEAM RAKE -- UNITE!!!!

atx85 atx85
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@ptucker2: small & personal.... ;)

unoriginal26 unoriginal26
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Team Blade.

...wait what're we talking about again?

figgers3036 figgers3036
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Team socket wrench!

thedogma thedogma
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I'm team downvote.

psumek psumek
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@unoriginal26: <- There's someone that gets it.

ptucker2 ptucker2
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@psumek: I'm on team "OH NOES WHY YOU SUCH A HATER JUSTIFY THAT VOTE HOW DARE YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF FUN". ;)

I'm on team "get off my lawn".

inkycatz inkycatz
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@inkycatz: back in my day we used a stick in the ground and were consarnit, happy to have it.

psumek psumek
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What happened to Team Shovel? Shoveling is my specialty and I can shovel it pretty good.

barnabee barnabee
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Ken Jennings knew which one he wanted.
http://youtu.be/_5H5r4_CoJo

entity17 entity17
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"why are men so attracted to hoes?"- Peggy Hill

conanthelibrarian conanthelibrarian
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Put me down for team rake.

purplefeather purplefeather
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxsfEio0L8Y

spymaster1027 spymaster1027
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I've more of a shovel guy.

http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/5c02c015-edf0-4677-b04d-aced99a37657/a-good-strong-shovel-for-5-99-beats-hoe-and-rake-everytime

rustybender rustybender
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Team rake, where we rake in the...

mrc131 mrc131
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Team Hoe!!

triplebud triplebud
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Team Rake!

jsimsace jsimsace
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You all are a bunch of tools.

katblue katblue
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Will have to stick with what I use most: pruning shears, which means I prefer precision instruments, I suppose.

lonelypond lonelypond
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Team rake because rake also means immoral pleasure seeker and hoe doesn't.

rabidmonkeyoncrack rabidmonkeyoncrack
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Around here? ALWAYS Team Shovel. (And hip boots/waders...'cause sometimes the stuff sure flows!)

lavikinga lavikinga
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Rake N' Hoe

coreyking coreyking
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@rabidmonkeyoncrack: Heh a Ken Jennings joke.

cowboydann cowboydann
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Definitely Team Shovel.

moondrake moondrake
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Hoe fo' sho'.

kylemittskus kylemittskus
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Well, I'm married, so I have to say I'm team "spayed"

j5 j5
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Rakes up, hoes down!

greatgazoo greatgazoo

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