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Did you know it was the Slingshot Monkey's Birthday today?

Dec 9, 2011 2:58 AM

I looked at my Calandar and if I'm not mistaken on what day it actually is(which is a possiblity) Today is the birthday of the Slingshot Monkey. I only have 1. But I just ate a banana then jumped off a roof and screamed in it's honor.

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hmmm... I guess that's why some random force told me to eat a nasty banana I found on the ground today...

by the way I actually did :C

miquinn miquinn
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I celebrated by having my kid make banana bread.

theoneill555 theoneill555
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A poem:

3 screaming monkeys flinging off the bed
One flew off and hit my sisters head
@snapster called @threepiecewoot, and @threepiecewoot said
No more monkeys flinging off the bed

Instead, let's put them in these boxes of crap

abramokids abramokids
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Originally the poem was gonna be :
@snapster called the doctor and the doctor said
"Allonsy, Geronimo, Fezes are cool"

abramokids abramokids
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@abramokids: Snap Snap Snap Snap Snap Very nice.

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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A tribute to the my favorite monkey: You're So Vain. You wear it well, too!

gmwhit gmwhit
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I will celebrate his birthday by paying my respects to his fallen comrades that have been chewed up by my dog.

R.I.P.

P.S., no actual animals have been harmed... if you exclude the flying monkeys.

zzzaap zzzaap
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@zzzaap: Wait - aren't the flying monkeys terrifying things from Oz?

caron7 caron7
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What??

dmaz dmaz
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Happy Birthday wishes to the Slingshot Monkey in in order then!

wisenekt wisenekt
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This is definitely taking priority over Hamburger Day on my calender!

misry misry

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