questionswhat is the best line about summer heat?


I don't have any good lines but I am seriously thinking about baking cookies in my car later this week.Should make a nice afternoon snack for a few of my friends in Cubeville. And maybe, just maybe, it will help us get over the fact that it's probably going to be at least a month before outdoor thermometers register anything below about 78 degrees.
Why do I live in Texas again?


Satan called. He wants his weather back...


It's so hot that ...

I saw squirrels collecting nuts with pot holders.

the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

a pack of dogs was chasing a cat, and all of them were walking.

even the local nudist camp is now requiring hats and sandals.


@gt0163c: I ask myself that same question every year at this time. I noticed that the Rangers are playing two Sunday games in August with 2:05pm start times. Complete insanity.


"Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it." ~Russel Baker


I'll go with this one from @katblue posted a month ago.


Why thank you, @jsimsace. I didn't think anyone paid attention to anything I say. So, you're the one! :-)


@gt0163c: "Yeah, but it's a dry heat." Hudson, Aliens

I was laughing this morning because, for the fifth or sixth morning in a row, my alarm went off and the 6am weather report said, "It's 79 degrees". Exactly 79 at 6am for about a week. It made me think of how stores price things at $9.99 instead of $10, so you'll think it's $9. I think the weather's embarrassed to be 80 only a few minutes after sunup, so it stays at 79 so we can say "it's in the 70's".


"It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!" - Monty Python, University of Woolloomooloo.

(Howls of derisive laughter)


@moondrake: I hope they didn't also play Sonny and Cher singing "I've got you babe" ...