Who would have thought it would ever happen?
After years of struggling and hanging in the wings, I've managed to hit the top spot. I guess there is an upside to occasional bouts of insomnia: getting to actually see it. :)
As your new leader, I vow razors and pork products for all! Or, at least for the next few hours until someone knocks me off.
Honestly, this just tickled me so much I had to comment. Thanks, everyone, for boosting me up the leaderboard via my irregular questions and regular deals. Amusingly, at one point yesterday, I think I was ranked at 40...