Since when is the phrase "Summertiiiiime and the Ass Is Swampy" clever?
Did anyone else get the email from Shirt.woot today? I have seen some bad write-ups before, but this one is a little too much. It's not even clever, it's just crass. I could understand if it at least rhymed with the original lyrics. And WTF do shirts have to do with ass-sweat anyway?
"It's summer! How can you tell? By the perspiration currently pooling uncomfortably all over your body. Back in December you could get away with wearing the same shirt twice in a week — now you have to change every couple of hours to maintain a civilized presence. And that's where we come in.
We've got a whole slew of designs that have never been seen before. That's like a whole week's worth of designs in one spot until midnight (CT) on June 17! So when you sully every other Shirt.Woot shirt you've ever purchased with buckets of perspiration, you'll have a whole new wardrobe of sweat-sponges to soak!"