questionsthe first text message was sent 20 years ago…

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You wanna get laid?
*lunch!!!
Dammit autocorrect!

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I don't know what it was, but it should have been "Mr. Watson, come here, I need you."

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going to guess: "let me know if u get this"

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happy birthday

or, 'omg lol'

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It was "Merry Christmas". I heard it on the radio this morning.

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"I wish I had a keyboard on this phone"

or

"How did I type this with just numbers"?

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I'd have thought it would have read "now I don't know what to say"

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My real guess is 'hello world'
My fun guesses are
'Stop texting'
'this will never catch on'
'are you ignoring me?'
: ) ; )
80085

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@carl669: Lol!

(@agingdragqueen would've just been "dragqueen" at the time.)

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Mister Watson, come here. I want 2 C U.

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It was either "K" or "lol" because those are the only 2 messages I ever get

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"'sup, girl. u still awake?"

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"for qu4laty MALE 3nhaNCEm4nt d4ugS, go www .spamspam. ru/lies "

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

PS. OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111!

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Ravioli ravioli give me the formuioli?

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What is, 'Eat me, douche'.

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@tyerian: I believe that's the scrubbed, pc version.
So I'll go with " Boyz II Men will be forever!" or "Dude. Sup."

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''I love you. XX.'' That's what I think it said.