Out to lunch.....
That's right. I'm out to lunch for a few days so no genie calls with the @ symbol. I won't answer. Seriously. I'm outta here. You'll have to call someone else.
Your assignment while I'm gone is to create a slogan, sign, or art that you think I could use for future out-of-office experiences.
My example to get you started. It also gives you my avatar if you want to use it.

HAVE FUN!
Be nice?
SOB What ever will I do? sniffle
This could be devastating. Where'd you go? And why are you going there? Will miss you. (((TT)))
No wise Thundercracks for a while?
....Just thought of something. It's cowboydann, ISN"T IT?? Perfect timing.
@gmwhit: No CD. Taking son back to college.
I am being lazy, so I'll just tell you my graphic idea - your avatar (viewed from the back, as if walking away) with her hands covering her ears, text should say, "lalalala I can't hear your cries until..." with the date you'll be back below.
Happy/safe travels.
What are we going to do without you? I have been popping into all of the forums over the last week and you are EVERYWHERE! Handing out advice, answering questions, taking care of problems, and the list goes on and on. I think we are just going to have hide under our desks until you come back and make everything right again in our little woot world. Have a safe trip.
@theoneill555: The rest of us are still here you know. :(
ps. have a fun few days off!
WTH? They give you vacation at Woot? Wow, things really have changed since Snapster left. I guess they stopped bolting the doors to keep you in and don't time your bathroom breaks anymore, either.
I am extremely disappointed. I didn't get felt up by TSA. I was looking forward to the foreplay. Damn.
They took my 1" pocket knife though. Goodness knows, I wouldn't want to threaten someone by removing a splinter.
Testing...testing...
help @inkycatz...
I will not be the boy who cried wolf. Just a quick check on the system.
@thunderthighs: I had a mini leathermen tool in my bag when I went to a Sounders game recently. I asked what their concern with it was - it's mainly a set of pliers with a 1" blade on it.
He said...He said....
That I could cut off someone's nose. And then I looked at him funny and he let me keep it.
@morriea: 'sup?
That's a helluva lunch break.
@inkycatz: I am not saying that there are more of you. It's just that TT is Very Visible.
@thunderthighs: I remove splinters with my eyebrow tweezers, so now I have a mental image of you plucking eyebrow hairs with a 1" pocket knife. You are a tough one, eh? :)
i wonder if she'll actually sleep.
@meh3884: You could use the pliers to pull off somebody's nails!
@meh3884: You'll poke your eye out, kid!
Sorry, but I'm not feeling creative today. Besides, Mom hid my crayons because I wouldn't share. :(
Have a pleasant trip and hurry back!
Ugh. Feather pillows. I hate feather pillows.
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