questionsif your significant other summoned you to theā€¦

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I wouldn't go. I don't want to find out that my boyfriend is a pregnant transvestite while being televised.

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@shadowhunter312: You forgot the revolting teenagers that go to bootcamp with the fake drill sergeant

And no, I'd go fishing and DVR the show instead. It might be useful in the event I need an attorney.

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@capguncowboy: Dang it! I'm too young to have a revolting teenager, guess I'll have to go kidnap one to really bring this together.

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I'm gay, so I'd be really, really concerned on how I'm getting a paternity test.

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No, no way. Too much chance of there being a guy in a chicken suit, or me being accused of mustard and pickles ruining my life. Too much.

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I'm a total attention whore, so yes, yes I would go.

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Hmm, did I say something a little too risque to deserve my comment getting purged? Once again, Maury let's me down.

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Hell yeah. I want him to scream "you are NOT the father" to me so I can dance like this guy.
http://youtu.be/4wbLdYeZvoc

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i'd go if it was Ricky Lake or Jenny Jones show...

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I would, but only because it would be a chance to show off my mad dance skill.

http://pics.livejournal.com/cattyhunts/pic/000by9zh

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I'd go on and become a complete redneck.

"That ain't my baby, I was drinking Miller that year, and everyone around me knows my boys only swim when I drink Bud. Plus look at that baby, I have all my teeth, have a beard and I can talk a little. That baby ain't mine. It don't even like Nascar!"

"Cletus you ARE the father"

"I gonna do right, and take care of the baby, and be a good dad!"

Seems like it would be a great episode!

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@unoriginal26: similar but a little milder than what @shadowhunter312 put, but i'm glad cuz that means it gets to stay :)

so Cletus huh? i think i saw that episode, and might i say your baby momma's victory dance was one for the books. double splits? wow

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@holymythos: You'd find out you weren't really gay, everyone's been lying to you all these years.

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former co-worker of mine DID take her b/f on Maury.
because:
a) for some reason she had always wanted to be on that type show
b) there was apparently a paternity question about her latest kid,
c)had never been on a plane before, and they(Maury show)Flew them out to Connecticut where they shoot the show, put them up in a nice hotel, and paid for the paternity test

never was able to find the exact episode though...

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no way, its never good news when they want to go on a show like that. last thing i need is to find out the my s/o is a preop transgender furry while being televised.

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@w00tgurl: you should have seen her the night we meet...lol

She had da most purdy tooth ever!

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Maury who? Oh, that's daytime TV... Never mind.

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I would totally go with a girlfriend/ wife to that show, probably just to make a mockery of whatever they're exploiting or see how crazy of a topic we can get. Be so intentionally over the top that hopefully people would get that we weren't serious, or for those who take us seriously...be the best people who ever came on the show.

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Id finally know if thats my kid. I TOLD YOU MAURY, I TOLD YOU!!!

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A thousand years ago, in another life, my job involved a lot of media appearances. My rule of thumb was not to go on any show with a host known to be hostile to my personal or employment interests.

I cannot imagine any instance at all, short of a seven-figure cashier's check, that would induce me to be a vic^h^h^h guest on Povicb's show.

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I would just slap the crap out of him where nobody could stop me...BEFORE we went....then HE could explain why he's black and blue - most likely its cheating, he's really a she, the baby aint mine, i'm in love with your brother and i'm gay...blahblahblahblahblah

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If my SO brought me on such a show it might be to accuse me of cheating... I Would truthfully and easily get past the polygraph, and break up with them for a)not trusting me and b)bringimg me on a stupid show like that.